thewordsmithy:

bonnibelbubblegum:

SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING

#not everyone wants to fuck all the time what a novel idea

thelittlecoyoteinitiative:

This needs to be rebloggable …

sabrinagrimm:

“your good grades aren’t anything to be proud of because the school system is so flaw—” shut up. just shut the fuck up. i’m serious. tape your mouth shut. shut the fuck up

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tyleroakley:

Potatoes, though… 

They’re like the best.

(Source: gameandwatch)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

justsavesomeone:

tidalwavesstudio::

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

I lost it at “in Australia”

the third one. oh my god.

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hannadear:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Oh. Sweet. Jesus.