camsfarts:

Literally me.

(Source: youtu.be)

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

book one:professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two:professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three:professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four:professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five:professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six:professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven:professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | tumblr | facebook]

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

spicyshimmy:

last ones i swear

jensenackals:

sorry not sorry

jensenackals:

sorry not sorry