On John Grisham, Victimized Pedophiles, and the Children's Book Industry

anneursu:

As you may have heard, John Grisham gave an interview with The Telegraph in which he lambasted the US judicial system for excessive incarceration—including that of “Sixty-year-old white men in prison” whose only crimes were consuming child pornography.

“…But they got online…

wingscas:

sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent

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chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

creepy-princess:

imnotjustanybody604:

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before

Have you ever been to Walmart before?

(Source: steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker)

The Signs and their Rooms
Aries:Messy, messy, messy. 'The chair' (you know which chair I'm talking about) has probably disappeared among all their clothes. Theory is that it probably fused to the ground.
Taurus:They have an ingrained connection with every single one of their posessions. They know you moved that sock 0.2 meters to the left don't deny it.
Gemini:Where's the floor? No one knows anymore. When they magically decide to clean up, it's like christmas morning when they find something they don't even remember having. Then, they get distracted by said thing and forget about cleaning up.
Cancer:Their room is their sanctuary. Probably going through an ant invasion because of all the food they eat there. Most likely to have a secret food stash.
Leo:Usually organized, though they can be lazy. They probably don't move enough to have a mess.
Virgo:Same as Taurus. Like the Eye of Sauron, they know everything that goes down there.They go into phases in which everything is probably color coded. They get lazy and give up a few weeks later when no one notices.
Libra:Probably unlivable until they decide Today is the Day and organize everything. They get bored halfway through and go back to feeling sorry for themselves because their rooms aren't pretty.
Scorpio:The walls are full with their interests. The mess control is manageable. Once you go in, it might be too dark to find your way out.
Sagittarius:Doesn't care at all about mess. Until they see someone else's clean room and their competitive gene appears. Soon it dies down and they go back to not caring.
Capricorn:Puts everyone else's to shame. Mostly, because like Leo, they are not naturally messy. Can be OCD about their space.
Aquarius:Their interests are also everywhere. They sleep next to their laptop. Their desk is no man's land.
Pisces:Clutter is their natural habitat. They probably don't remember the last time they turned on the lights. The windows have never been opened. An excavation team is needed to find the floor. Until people come over, then it's DEFCON 4 and everything is either organized or hidden.
you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

edwardspoonhands:

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

JOHN YOU MADE TAYLOR SAD YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]