locksandglasses: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
thinkingingallifreyan: potterhead360: evilkitten42: My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then: D: “My name is John Smith” C: “What?” D: “John Smith!” C: “But that’s your fake name” D: “No my fake name is John Smith!” C: “Which is what you just said!” D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!” And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly...
heathermorris: i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
phaserburn: My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
egg-rolls: i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
officerpapermouth: i found a broken piece of chalk that someone stapled together why must we try to play god
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
goddess-of-trickery: awkwardstandinglewiskennedy: Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato. I wonder what we look like to the outside world
ghost-of-nightshade: insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son hey, we’re barely acquaintances and this is borderline schizophrenic, but...
career-nephilim: not-pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I mean, really? I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. scared I’d say impressed
allonz-eee: cosmic-nine-year-old: iamthemeep: theadventuresofkodpiece: lichtenstrange: for-in-dreams: cosmic-nine-year-old: i cant believe that no aussie blogger talks about the time when chris hemsworth was in a campy australian tv show about horses HEY I LOVE SADDLE CLUB Best. Show. Ever. Saddle Club was the best. I still know the song. But that little slut Veronica ...
Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this...– Daniell Koepke (via qoldlush)
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
illolitanati: jaehyomo: i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing” THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG
isnerdy: fishingboatproceeds: onceuponanobsessedfan: John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr! Just kidding. Continue flirting.
iusedtobeintbs: modosanai: ‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says ‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers #with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
beholdthepurdy: vanehwasreal: vanehwasreal: you say that you’ve read fucked up fanfic but let me tell you about this one who could forget quality writing such as mein motherfucking kampf 2 OH MY FUCKING GOD LITERALLY I think you’ve just created a new deadly sin
rneerkat: thoughtsofmeerkat: girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life please dont ever use this pickup line
ieromg: I HATE IT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO A CONVERSATION AND YOU LIKE WORK UP ALL THIS COURAGE TO SAY THE THING AND YOU FINALLY SAY THE THING AND NOBODY EVEN HEARS YOU/ACKNOWLEDGES THAT YOU EVEN SAID ANYTHING AND YOU JUST FEEL DUMB AND UGH.
foodtrucker: don’t try this at home. But maybe you could do it at school or in a park or something
mememaster: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. That’s deep
bon-bon: the older i get the more i realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor